{"id":4,"date":"2008-03-22T12:07:33","date_gmt":"2008-03-22T12:07:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.isbd.net\/wordpress\/?p=4"},"modified":"2008-03-23T14:23:50","modified_gmt":"2008-03-23T14:23:50","slug":"friday-18th-march","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zelmastrip.com\/wordpress\/?p=4","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday 18th March"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I arrived in Hong Kong very early in the morning. I pottered around the<br \/>\nairport for about an hour or so. I had a couple of cigarettes in the<br \/>\nsmall, somewhat nasty, smoking rooms. I couldn&#8217;t quite tell if all the<br \/>\nmen inside stared at me because I was breaking some kind of social more by<br \/>\nsmoking as a woman or whether it was that when I went in I managed to<br \/>\ncrash the glass door against the wall with some force. The doors did look<br \/>\nmuch heavier than they were and by this point I was operating on very<br \/>\nlittle sleep. Hong Kong itself was very misty, to the extent that I<br \/>\nthought the Pilot might struggle landing. The mist cleared slightly and I<br \/>\ncould make out the mountains in the distance.<\/p>\n<p>I was misled by my timetable as the landing time in Saigon was an hour<br \/>\nafter departing from Hong Kong. It soon became apparent that I was<br \/>\ncrossing yet another time zone and the flight was in fact, longer than I<br \/>\nthought.<\/p>\n<p>After a relatively short flight I touched down in Saigon. Prior to<br \/>\nlanding we were told that it was 31 degrees and by God it felt it when I<br \/>\ngot out of the plane in my long-sleeved top and jeans. My bag took what<br \/>\nfelt like an eon to come around the baggage counter and I wondered if it<br \/>\nhad decided to end its journey in Hong Kong rather than continuing as I<br \/>\ndid. Eventually it popped through the sliced rubber cat-flap and I<br \/>\nprasied it for making the journey from Heathrow without consulting me.<\/p>\n<p>At customs I had a plastic bag with two books in. I put it on the desk as<br \/>\nthe customs guy looked at my passport. He pointed at the bag and said<br \/>\n&#8216;bomb?&#8217;. I said, &#8216;No, books&#8217;. He continued to point at the bag and<br \/>\nrepeat his question as I maintained my response. I was sligtly bemused by<br \/>\nthis and looked over my shoulder to check whether I was about to be<br \/>\nsurrounded by armed guards. When it transpired that no-one else was<br \/>\ntaking him seriously I decided that he just had a rubbish sense of humour.<\/p>\n<p>I went out of customs, changed some money and ordered a taxi at the desk.<br \/>\nAlthough this was probably more expensive (about 6 pounds for a 30 minute<br \/>\njourney) the sight of the gaggling crowd of drivers touting for business<br \/>\nwas not a tempting one in my somewhat dishevelled state. The man at the<br \/>\ncounter pointed to a spot where I should wait outside, smoke a cigarette<br \/>\nand then he would come and take me to my taxi. I obliged and, having<br \/>\ndiscovered half-way through my cigarette that I was surrounded by<br \/>\nno-smoking signs, I realised that he had also not come out. I tried to go<br \/>\nback into the airport and was stopped by a guard who said I could not<br \/>\nre-enter the building. After looking pathetic and making random hand<br \/>\ngestures he appeared to feel sorry for me and let me back in &#8211; or maybe it<br \/>\nwas just the smell he could not tolerate after my long journey!<\/p>\n<p>I went back to the desk and found the guy sat with all his colleagues<br \/>\nhappily tucking into his lunch. His instant overly apologetic reaction<br \/>\nled me to believe (I don&#8217;t think naively) that he had simply forgotten.<br \/>\nHe took me outside to a taxi and I began the journey from the airport to<br \/>\nmy hotel in Saigon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I arrived in Hong Kong very early in the morning. I pottered around the airport for about an hour or so. I had a couple of cigarettes in the small, somewhat nasty, smoking rooms. 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